We all have come across situations where our heart beats was faster than Usain Bolt. No one can deny it. I’ve come across many. This post covers only a few of them. If you have come across any situations like this. Do leave a comment below.
The midnight baby
It’s 2 in the midnight and you are sleeping on your couch. You hear the baby cry, you wake up and see the time. It is 2.03 AM. After a few seconds, you realize that there is no baby in your home. It’s just you and your dog. You can feel your heart pounding. Drink some water, please.

The unrecoverable message
You send a wrong message to a wrong group/person. Imagine sending this on your family group “Baby come over! No one’s home”. And then you see it’s your family group. You are lucky no one has read that message yet. So you act in the speed of light to delete that message. In a hurry, you give “Delete for me” instead of “Delete for everyone”. The whole next week is going to be fun I suppose. Your baby can never come over after that 😉

That crush
When your crush texts you “Hello”. Your heart accelerates and keeps on accelerating. You begin to imagine a wonderful life with them and forget to text back.

The Missed calls
8 Missed calls from your Boss – Guess who’s gonna be fired soon? You 🙂

The missing object
You come out of your house, first, you touch your shirt pocket, then your left side pant pocket, then your right, then your back pockets. Now your heart beats at 120bpm thinking that you lost your phone. But you know what? The phone would be right in your hand.

When lunch box appears
You completed your assignment by staying late up until 4 in the morning. The next day, you put your hand inside your bag and could find only your tiffin box coming out. Forgetting assignments during college and school days are horrible.

Turning OFF something you shouldn’t
This is a bit technical any tech people here could feel your heartbeat faster as you read this. You turn OFF the production server instead of logging out of it. May God put words in your mouth to convince your boss.

The un-disconnected call
You start trashing your boss/professor thinking that they have hung up the call. You unlock your screen to find out that they are still on the call, listening to your precious words.

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Haha 😂 this is pure gold
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Beautfiul reading 🙂
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lol.. totally can relate.. delete delete delete….. foot in mouth over and over again..
don’t ever become text friends with me.
🤗 nice!!
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That Mr. Bean gif had me laughing out loud!! This was awesome! I wanna read more of this kind of humor, it’s only funny as long as it’s not happening to you hahaha
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Haha.. thak you Jay..!
So true, it’s only funny as long as we are not involved.. 😄
More to come..! I’m a bit caught up right now.. but planning to write more in the coming months..
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I can relate to almost everything, especially the crush part and sending a message to the wrong person😂😂😂😂, the way your heart skips so fast yeah😩.
I love it❤
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Haha.. true.. 😂😂 Thank you so much.. I’m glad you liked it..!
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This is a great post ❤
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Thank you..! More to come..!
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I can relate to almost everything 😂, especially the crush own and sending the wrong message to the wrong group 😂😂😂😂.
I love this post ❤
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Gosh, imagine the last one😂 Actually they’re all incredibly true! I relate to forgetting assignments the most! My heart skips a beat when that happens 😂
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Haha.. we all do..! The problem here is the staff won’t believe that we forgot the assignment. They assume that we never did it. 😂😄😬
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Haha.. thank you…! They say laughing is the best medicine..!! 😄😄
Glad you liked it..! Have a great day..!
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hahahaLOL that was great for a laugh in the afternoon!! 🙂
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Haha.. lol.. thank you.. I’m glad I made you laugh..!
Stay tuned.. more to come..!
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Well these moments are so damn accurate! But mine beats the fastest when I’m about present anything infront of everyone.😂😂😂
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Oh yeah..! Mine too.. I forgot to include that..! Presenting in front of a crowd is a nightmare if we have not prepared already..!
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Just loved this, Samuel. And sending WhatsApp message to the WhatsApp group is the hilarious of all🤣🤣👌
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Haha yeah..! Deleting the wrong message wrongly is the biggest wrong thing you can do … 😂😂
Thank you..! I’m glad you liked it..😊😊
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😂😂 I had a hearty laugh.
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Haha.. thank you…! They say laughing is the best medicine..!! 😄😄
Glad you liked it..! Have a great day..!
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😂you want to kill me? I am laughing so hard I’ll definitely die 😂
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Haha lol..😂😂 I’m glad that I made you smile..! Loads to come..! Have a great day Riya..!
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LMAO!😂😂😂😂😂😂
The not keeping assignments in the bag and telling the teacher “Ma’am, I have done all the work but forgot to bring it” in one breath makes your heart beat for both physical and emotional reasons!!😂
Also when you are searching for your favourite stationary and then your mom’s like, “You’re currently clutching it in your hand”😂😂
Had a good laugh😂😂😂
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Haha true…! 😂😂 Thank you for reading…! And have a great day!!
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My pleasure and so do ya!!
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I once texted my late husband’s boss telling him I loved him and couldn’t wait to see him. Ooops! We had a laugh about that one!
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Thanks for your like of my post, “Israel In Isaiah, 2:1-4, Notes; ” you are very nice to do that. Please keep up your good work.
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I enjoyed a lot. Nice post.
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Haha.. 😄😊 Thank you for the appreciation.. keep supporting.. have a nice day..! 💯😊
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Dude… the crush part..😂🤣 so humorous. I write some stories and articles too.. follow me back if possible. I think you’d find them interesting. 😊
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Haha, sure… Glad you liked it… I’ll check your blog… Thanks for your support.. Have a great weekend..!
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This is quite funny and very much relatable. Had a good laugh. Thank you. :’)
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Hello, thanks for your kind words of appreciation. Glad that I made you smile.. Have a great weekend..! 😊💯
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Playing catch with your co-worker, then he goes out to pee.
After a while you hear someone coming, throw the ball and scream “catch”
The ball hits the approaching figure in the face and drops to the floor.
As the figure steps into the light, you discover it’s your boss
Last day at the office.
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Rofl.. 😂😂 gosh!! I’m never gonna play catch with my coworker again.. 😂
Reading your comment made my heart beat faster.. 💯💯😂
Lesson learnt – Never throw a ball or anything at someone who is in the dark. 😂😂
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Excellent post and too good.
Very hilarious.👌😂😂😂
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Thank you so much…! Glad you liked it.. Happy that I made you smile.. 😊😍
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And trashing your boss before hanging up 😂😂
This is a very excellent post!
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Thank you Vincent…! Glad you liked it.. Glad I made you smile.. 😂
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😂😂liked? I loved it!
Finally, I’ve found a unique WordPress site that I can turn to for a good laugh anytime.
Keep it up! And continue your wonderful work!
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Thank you so much.. sure, will keep it up.. you too keep inspiring and encouraging people.. Thank you 😊😍💯
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You are highly welcome 🙏
I will👊👊
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😂😂😂8 missed calls?
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haha yes, nobody calls 8 times unless it is very urgent.. And not picking up an urgent call from our boss would land us in some serious trouble. 😂
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😂😂😂imagine waking up and seeing 8 missed calls from either a woman or your boss
It will look like horror movie come to life 😂😂
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Haha, very true… 😂😂 We are dead… 😂😷🙋
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😂😂😂
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Woww!!! Loved this post…very different💕 enjoyed reading it😄 very relatable 💯
Don’t forget to Glee and spread Sparkles ✨
-Nani 💖
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Hey Nani, thank you! Glad you liked it.. I Won’t forget to Glee and spread Sparkles..
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Hahaha amazing one Brother!😂😂
Did the second one today morning!!!😭🤣Accidentally deleted the chat instead of unsending a msg!😅😭
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Oops that’s bad…. 😂😄 then how did you manage the situation? All good now?
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😅😅
Yeah, sorted out Brother!
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This was so much fun!! Loved it 😂😂😍
I have one more, ‘When you get on stage or in front of people who expect stuff from you’, the adrenaline kicks in!!
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Haha thank you… Yeah, addressing a large crowd is also a major heart accelerator.. Your heart starts to beat in a rapid pace.. Agreed..! 😊😄😂
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Ikr!!
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😂😂😂it was a joy reading this.😂😂
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Hey, thank you Tanaka ❣️ 😄😄😂 Glad you enjoyed reading this post.. 🤝😊
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Stay Blogging Man.
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Got a good laugh! Funny post😂😂
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Haha 😄 We all have been through times like those.. 😂😄😊 Happy that I’ve made you laugh.. have a great day..!
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Very original and funny ideas. I loved it! 🌞
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Thank you Roser.. 😊💯 Glad that I made you smile 😄😊
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Thank you for a very funny post, Samuel! That’ s a lotta egg on people’s faces! Take care. Cheryl
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Haha thanks Cheryl.. 😊😄 Glad you liked it.. 😊 Yeah we all have come across situations like this..
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Omg, enjoyed reading it 😂😂😂😂 it’s hilarious
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😄😄 Thank you Era.. Have a great day! Glad I made you smile.
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You’re most welcome
You too have a great day ahead 😊
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The unrecoverable message is also very relatable 🤣😂….. I am a bit clumsy….. And it happens a lot with me…. Recently I made a call to the wrong person….. 🤣
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Haha, yeah we all do.. 😂 things can become messy soon.. 😂
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And when do yours?? 😄… It’s a tricky question 🤣
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Samuel you have you reveal the secret 🤣😆…. Tell.. Tell… We all wanna know that when does your heart beat the most…. Just the top one?
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When someone asks me to tell the truth.. 😂😂😂
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🤣😆ummm…..
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When I get a message from my crush 🤣😂
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Ahem ahem!!!🤣🤣
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Yeah yeah, we can feel butterflies in our heart, stomach, kidneys and almost everywhere.. 😂😄
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True 😂
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What do you mean by everywhere? You’re cracking me up. I can’t stop laughing now.😂🤣😂🤣😂
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😂😂😂😂 liver, intestines, lungs etc.
Crushes are so powerful, they can do magic to you 😄😂
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Ahahahahhaha😂🤣
Shhh… I am talking to my crush right now. Please do not disturb.🤫🤫
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Sure sure 😄😄💯 continue.. 🤝🤫
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Well… I did not mention that it was in my dreams.🙈🙈🙈🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Hahaha… Gr8 examples… Well my heart beat the fastest when I was logging in to get my 12th result😅😂😂😂😂😂
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Haha 😂 yeah I’ve been through that.. having our parents relatives around can make it beat even more faster.. 😂😂
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Yet I was alone at that time 😅🤣🤣🤣
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That crush thing! I double text. Who would forget to text their crush back.🤣🤣🤣
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😂😂 I’ll start to dream thinking that I’ve already replied to them. We all get very excited.. 😄😂💯
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Hahaha… Who’d miss that chance of chatting with ur crush. I reply immediately.😅😅
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Haha agreed! Our hearts beats really fast when we see their texts..
Even before we click the send button, we would be thinking what their reply would be..! It is so much fun and gives lot of excitement.. 😄
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Hahahha….. And then that idiot doesn’t reply.😑😑😑
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So sad yar 😄😅 keep trying.. miracles can happen 💯💪❣️
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Hehehe…. Your crush messaging you is in itself a miracle.🤣🤣🤣 Don’t you agree?😂
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Yes.. Agreed..! 💯😄😂
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Same here 🤣😂
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😂🤣😆
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😂🤣very true
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Hehehe… I knowwww!👌🏼😂
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I start dreaming with open eyes 🤭🤭
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