When does our heart beat fast? (Humour)

We all have come across situations where our heart beats was faster than Usain Bolt. No one can deny it. I’ve come across many. This post covers only a few of them. If you have come across any situations like this. Do leave a comment below.

The midnight baby

It’s 2 in the midnight and you are sleeping on your couch. You hear the baby cry, you wake up and see the time. It is 2.03 AM. After a few seconds, you realize that there is no baby in your home. It’s just you and your dog. You can feel your heart pounding. Drink some water, please.

The unrecoverable message

You send a wrong message to a wrong group/person. Imagine sending this on your family group “Baby come over! No one’s home”. And then you see it’s your family group. You are lucky no one has read that message yet. So you act in the speed of light to delete that message. In a hurry, you give “Delete for me” instead of “Delete for everyone”. The whole next week is going to be fun I suppose. Your baby can never come over after that 😉

That crush

When your crush texts you “Hello”. Your heart accelerates and keeps on accelerating. You begin to imagine a wonderful life with them and forget to text back.

The Missed calls

8 Missed calls from your Boss – Guess who’s gonna be fired soon? You 🙂

The missing object

You come out of your house, first, you touch your shirt pocket, then your left side pant pocket, then your right, then your back pockets. Now your heart beats at 120bpm thinking that you lost your phone. But you know what? The phone would be right in your hand.

When lunch box appears

You completed your assignment by staying late up until 4 in the morning. The next day, you put your hand inside your bag and could find only your tiffin box coming out. Forgetting assignments during college and school days are horrible.

Turning OFF something you shouldn’t

This is a bit technical any tech people here could feel your heartbeat faster as you read this. You turn OFF the production server instead of logging out of it. May God put words in your mouth to convince your boss.

The un-disconnected call

You start trashing your boss/professor thinking that they have hung up the call. You unlock your screen to find out that they are still on the call, listening to your precious words. 

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